About the game

Everyone on this pitch is made of noodles. You pilot one, the rival pilots another, and the ball gets hit mostly by accident. Then somebody scores and you pretend it was planned.

Play alone, pass the second controls to a friend on the same screen, grind through Championship mode, or go straight to penalties. Boosters and special abilities show up too, handy when the floppy body is losing you the match. Rushing the ball rarely pays off. Waiting for your swing usually does.

How to play

On a computer, move with W A S D and use Q and E for the extra actions. A mouse or gamepad also works.
Playing on a phone? Just tap and touch the screen.
Knock the ball into the other goal and end up with more goals than your opponent.
Choose single player, two players on one device, Championship or the penalty shootout.